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hey, im a gremlin with a bunch of folks who live in my head rent free (we are the food court system, collectivelly) were a mixed-origin system ive kinda abandoned my oleander acc but im too lazy to delete it. currently in a queerplatonic relationship with @dankugo and @mentally-deformed-murph and my LOVELY HUSBAND is my fictive benry uwu. I am looking for names! please send me some
Posted 10 months ago with 27 notes
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Welcome to my blog!

You can call me flower. 

I’m a Demigirl and I go by he/him, they/them, and kit/kits.

If you have a question, want to chat, or have a name/pronoun to share, go here!

I am currently collecting names, so feel free to drop by and give me some!

Enjoy your stay!

Posted 37 minutes ago with 237706 notes

spruce-wayne:

sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

abbf26:

sailor-arashi:

12-amu:

abbf26:

the news is bad sometimes

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Okay but what’s the phone

As advertised:

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thats what cain used to kill abel

Okay but for real think of the possibilities.

  • People in remote areas (both recreationally and living) - hiking or dangerous areas if they’re lost, hurt, or scouting ahead
  • Homeless people
  • Disabled people (to alert for help or contact vital services
  • Areas of extreme poverty (see all above)
  • Lost people (either urban or rural) able to call for help
  • Somebody close to death able to record all final thoughts (either injured, terminal, trapped, or unable to have constant medical care)
  • Children always able to call for help
  • Abused people - hiding a phone without worrying about it needing to be recharged

it isn’t bad at all, we’re just so used to phone companies trying to make paper thin phones with no battery life cause it’s good for business

Posted 40 minutes ago with 324 notes

cherrifire:

Another doodle dump for owlhouse/dream smp au. Slimecicle my beloved.

Posted 40 minutes ago with 85 notes

oldschoolteenflicks:

Dawn of the Dead (1978) dir. by George A. Romero

OH MY GODDDDDDDDD ITS HIMMMMMM THE GAY BILOTTTTTTTT

Posted 42 minutes ago with 30 notes

rottinggrl:

relocateproject:

wait for my popular muts to find the fandom kids threatening ppl and then actual fandom kids are gonna reblog it like “i’m gonna heckin take your fricken kidney” r some shit LOLL

“i’m gonna take ur heckin knee caps and ur chicken nuggies >:3c”

“im gonna squeeze your molars like fucking zits teehee”

Posted 43 minutes ago with 295 notes
Anonymous asked:

ASDFJSKDLFJ THE MEME RESPONSE OH MY GOD.. i absolutely love it. the fourth panel?? gold. (side note i just noticed the hoops and they're incredible.) also he probably stabs the manager with his stiletto. he was thinking of getting louboutins anyways💅

vexmoth:

ty!!! as long as they’re red no one will notice the blood B) also, my mind went elsewhere so i’m just gonna post this;;;;

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DRAG QUEEN MICHAEL

Posted 44 minutes ago with 36631 notes

yellowpie:

owlbertt:

i do not care if i reblog something ive reblogged before my memory is weaker than the lead in a mechanical pencil

If you signed up for my show you signed up for some reruns too

Posted 45 minutes ago with 126780 notes

lasrina:

sulasaferoom:

zetsubonna:

firelightmystic:

kaijuno:

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“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

So now you want to listen to what we’ve been hollering about since before fucking Occupy Wallstreet?????

They started us off $35k+ in student loan debt, paid us ‘70s wages, charged us modern prices, and then couldn’t understand why we were broke.

Is “no shit, sherlock?” still an acceptable answer?

Oh, the “starter house” thing. This is what you used to do when you were just starting out: you bought a house for just you and your spouse. You sold it to a younger couple and moved into a bigger house no later than the birth of your first or second kid. By that time, you were supposed to have been promoted and gotten a raise or two, at least… oh, and by the way, that raise was to be big enough that you could not only afford that bigger house, you could afford it on one salary, because that was when your wife stopped working to stay home with the kids.

That’s how my grandparents (immediately post-WWII) did it. That’s how my parents (mid-1970s) did it. Oh, and the third house my parents ever purchased, when they upgraded to a still affordable but spacious and very nice one, when I was a preteen? The purchase price was maybe 1.5 times my dad’s salary, with payments spread out over a 30-year mortgage.

But yeah, Millennials, who mostly weren’t even born the last time this was feasible, are the ones who are ruining everything.

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